Anyone need a job?

[gordon stelter]

Unlimited budget? Buy them another piano that is
identicle. Burn that one. AndCHARGE for it!
     Thump

P.S. You will never get the smell out of this one. But
if you are very, very foolish, you can try my method
of painting all the keys ( after a thorough scribbing,
of course, and perhaps wiping them with oxalic acid,
NOT chlorine bleach ) Do NOT use chlorine bleach
anywhere near this piano's innards. You would also
need to poaint the keybed. Methinks. Maybe replace all
the keys.
     Burn it.
     Yech!
--- Joe And Penny Goss <imatunr@srvinet.com> wrote:
> Rob, 
> Mother dubs you king of pun. Great posty! Still
> grinning ear to ear.
> Joe Goss
> imatunr@srvinet.com
> www.mothergoosetools.com
>   ----- Original Message ----- 
>   From: Robert Goodale 
>   To: Pianotech 
>   Sent: Thursday, April 17, 2003 5:02 PM
>   Subject: Re: Anyone need a job?
> 
> 
>   Talk about a real crappy job, this one hits the
> fan!   It could prove to be a pile of work.  I'd say
> that urine for some trouble.  I hope it doesn't turn
> out to be a smear campaign.  Before you take the big
> plunge have the hindsight to bring along some
> professional strength "liquid tuner".  If you see
> the guy who did it I'd suggest giving him a good
> wippen.  What a squatter!  I guess you might say
> that his performance really stinks.  Of course that
> would explain his wanting to practice tinkling on
> the ivories.  I suppose as long as it all came out
> in the end.  Maybe he just prefers a stool over a
> piano bench.  Well it sounds like you've got a leg
> up on things but I'm glad you gave us the scoop.  By
> the way, if some of the keys don't work you might
> want to try giving them a little "jiggle".
> 
>   Is this getting to be a little too much to digest?
> 
>   Rob Goodale, RPT
>   Las Vegas, NV
> 
>     The local hospital has four pianos which I have
> been servicing regularly for a number of years. One
> grand old upright in the extended care terminally
> ill lock-in area, had an old alzheimer-afflicted
> patient, who was in a hurry to get to the toilet,
> mistook the keybed for a toilet seat, and defecated
> all over it. 
> 
>     I'm booked every day until next week. They have
> offered me unlimited budget. I haven't seen it yet.
> I have warned not to put water on it. They also will
> supply rubber gloves, white coat, and face mask.
> 
>     In 25 years in the piano industry, this is the
> worst yet. 
> 
>     Happy Easter, list.
> 
>     Kenny Finlayson, RPT


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