---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment > Wishing all of you a joyful holiday!=A0 I hope you are all well and warm t= his > season. >=20 > Take care, >=20 > Julia Gottchall =A0=A0 Reading, PA >=20 > >> > >>=20 > >> > >>The Revised Twelve Days of Christmas > >>Sung to the tune of " The Twelve Days of Christmas" > >>By: Carl Radford, RPT Waukegan Chapter PTG > >> > >>On the first day of Christmas I had to tune a Stark > >>In the city with nowhere to park > >> > >> > >>On the second day of Christmas; a Story &Clark > >>With two sticking keys > >>In the city with nowhere to park > >> > >> > >>On the third day of Christmas and yet another Stark > >>With three loose pins,=20 > >>Two sticking keys > >>In the city with nowhere to park > >> > >> > >>On the fourth day of Christmas, guess what? Another Stark > >>With four missing jacks, > >>Three loose pins,=20 > >>Two sticking keys > >>In the city with nowhere to park > >> > >> > >>On the fifth day of Christmas' a player made by Stark > >>With five broken strings, > >>Four missing jacks, > >>Three loose pins,=20 > >>Two sticking keys > >>In the city with nowhere to park > >> > >> > >>On the sixth day of Christmas; a Lester, not a Stark > >>With six Screaming children, > >>Five broken strings, > >>Four missing jacks, > >>Three loose pins,=20 > >>Two sticking keys > >>In the city with nowhere to park > >> > >> > >>On the seventh day of Christmas; a Lester and a Stark > >>With seven floppy flanges, > >>Six Screaming children, > >>Five broken strings, > >>Four missing jacks, > >>Three loose pins,=20 > >>Two sticking keys > >>In the city with nowhere to park > >> > >> > >>On the eighth day of Christmas a customer named Mark > >>Had eight barking beagles > >>Seven floppy flanges, > >>Six Screaming children, > >>Five broken strings, > >>Four missing jacks, > >>Three loose pins,=20 > >>Two sticking keys > >>In the city with nowhere to park > >> > >> > >>On the ninth day of Christmas, no angel, I did hark > >>With nine buzzing ribs, > >>Eight barking beagles > >>Seven floppy flanges, > >>Six Screaming children, > >>Five broken strings, > >>Four missing jacks, > >>Three loose pins,=20 > >>Two sticking keys > >>In the city with nowhere to park > >> > >> > >>On the tenth day of Christmas I tune one in the dark > >>With ten busted elbows, > >>Nine buzzing ribs, > >>Eight barking beagles > >>Seven floppy flanges, > >>Six Screaming children, > >>Five broken strings, > >>Four missing jacks, > >>Three loose pins,=20 > >>Two sticking keys > >>In the city with nowhere to park > >> > >> > >>On the eleventh day of Christmas; a high school, filled with Starks > >>With eleven cracked plates, > >>Ten busted elbows, > >>Nine buzzing ribs, > >>Eight barking beagles > >>Seven floppy flanges, > >>Six Screaming children, > >>Five broken strings, > >>Four missing jacks, > >>Three loose pins,=20 > >>Two sticking keys > >>In the city with nowhere to park > >> > >> > >>On the twelfth day of Christmas - I found a place to park!! > >>And no one was home.... but hey, > >>No cracked plates, > >>No busted elbows, > >>No buzzing ribs,=20 > >>No barking beagles, > >>No floppy flanges, > >>No screaming children, > >>No broken strings,=20 > >>No missing jacks, > >>No loose pins, > >>No sticking keys, > >>And a ticket on my Skylark! > >> > >>[Orig appeared in PTG Journal 12/14/1994] >=20 >=20 >=20 ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/27/fa/a9/20/attachment.htm ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment--
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