---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment >=20 > I knew it would come down to this. Okay, for those who never had a poetry= =20 > class, didn't pay attention if you did, or are just clouded by my warped=20 > sense of logic, here is the translation: >=20 But he who never asks questions never learns anything. Thanks for the=20 translation. It's all perfectly clear now. Stay tuned for Haiku describing= =20 the joys and pains of regulation.... Dave > etsy=E2=80=99s Cry > By Rob Goodale, RPT > =20 > "Betsy Ross" is arguably among those on the top ten worst piano list. > =20 > She cries for an echo, a ghost. > History=E2=80=99s crude humor, the final insult. > =20 > Meaning a piano with a historic reference would be expected to be much=20 > more. Instead it is a wannabe, a "ghost" of the real thing. > =20 > Fleece the fair passed by, > Weak from the head, soft but without purpose. > =20 > Fleece =3D felt. Those who have ever been to a state fair know that=20 > livestock is judged for quality and awards are given. The quality of the=20 > felt is so poor that the sheep from which it came would have never placed.= =20 > The hammers also lack tension and are too soft for any reasonable tone=20 > quality. > =20 > Should have been the box from which she came. > The most critical was not rejected, begs for more. > =20 > The quality of the materials, i.e. wood used in the case construction,=20 > action, and so on would have been more useful in building a piano shipping= =20 > crate rather than the piano itself. > =20 > Newton=E2=80=99s dream, gravity without weight. > Her input loose, compromises to the side. > =20 > Newton, as in "Sir Isaac". The keys have no weights and are uneven. =20 > "Input" =3D keys. Poor quality felt was used and with no key buttons, thu= s=20 > much wobble.=20 > =20 > Not of wood, an unnatural element. > Broken and crumbled, her children now silent. > =20 > Broken plastic elbows. The "children" i.e. "notes" are no longer able to=20 > play. > =20 > Slips away, her voice lost to friction and time. > The steel now stolen, the gift lost. > =20 > Loose tuning pins, the "steel", (strings), no longer maintain pitch. > =20 > The savior is called and discriminates. > Hours go by, she remains silent but hopeful. > =20 > The pianotech arrives! He begins his work... good luck! > =20 > Moment of truth, will she breath? > She coughs and sighs, tired eyes open. > =20 > At last the piano will play again though it still remains a lousy excuse o= f=20 > a piano. > =20 > Exhausted and regret, the servant collects. > The apprentice now sits and begins self torture. > =20 > The poor piano tech now tired from working on this PSO, collects his bill.= =20 > Then the misguided kid sits at the piano to practice on this "thing". > =20 > =20 > Think in metaphor boys and girls, think in metaphor! >=20 >=20 ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/62/a6/45/ee/attachment.htm ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment--
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