A-440, ethics AND the bod

[David Andersen]

> I hadn't thought of this before but next time somebody is making noise
> when I'm tuning the piano...k'ching...thank you that will be an extra
> fifty bucks for wear and tear on my nerves.  Won't take long and they'll
> be thinking twice before they flush the damn toilet.
> 
> David Love

You damn right, Dave. In fact, I charge a "mood" fee every 3 or 4 days just
to exert my absolute control on everything. It intimidates the client, and I
want them fearful and forgiving.
And rich.
And mute.

David "tongue-in-cheek" Andersen