[CAUT] Position Announcement, SIU, Carbondale, IL

[Richard Brekne]

Enough is enough.  I'm sending off a application with MY requirements... 
125.000 USD per annum, Full benefits package including premium health 
insurance, day care for my kids, reduced tuition for any of my kids 
going to any university in the state, 4 weeks paid vacation plus the 
usual holidays and free usage of the swim pool, gym, library and 
observatory.

And I'll be taking a pay cut if they accept.

Perhaps if enough of us send in something similar they might take a hint.

Cheers
RicB