Piano - Definition

[Alan W Deverell]

I have today posted this question to "Piano-L" which is the forum for
Pianists and Teachers etc. Time for some SERIOUS Fun?

How do you "Piano-Tech" people describe / define the piano?

Perhaps you have discussed this before, but, I am prompted to seek a
list of Technicians, Tuners and Re-builders perspectives on this very
COMPLEX Instrument.

Here is a start:

The Piano is:

1) A big/large wooden box full of imperfections!
2) A TONE machine TRANSPARENT to musical intention
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Please add new definitions and stir as appropriate (comedy permitted).

AlanD (seeking the perfect piano - is it a reality?)