Do_It-Yourself Assistance?

[Ron Nossaman]

At 11:09 PM 2/10/99 -0700, you wrote:
>I came across a rather interesting old business card in a piano
>today.  The card simply says "Piano Tuner".  The scarry part is
>what comes next....
>
>* TUNING
>* DO-IT-YOURSELF ASSISTANCE
>* ONSIGHT REPAIRS
>* ADJUSTING
>
>I'm not sure what "Do-It-Yourself Assistance" means but I'm
>pretty certain I don't  want to find out.  I am assuming this
>person is not a guild member.  <;-)
>
>
>Rob Goodale, RPT
>
>

ONSIGHT REPAIRS indicates non-visually impaired. DO-IT-YOURSELF ASSISTANCE
indicates boredom, candidacy for sainthood, or both.

 Ron