dogs stuck in pianos

Carol Beigel carolb@earthlink.net
Fri, 19 Feb 1999 18:52:13 -0500


Dogs?  When I worked for a piano dealer, we had a hysterical lady call
the service department because her cat got its foot stuck in the bass
strings of the new grand piano that had just been delivered. You could
hear it howling in the background and everything! Our receptionist lost
it, but through the laughter managed to tell the lady to use a wooden
spoon to spread the offending bass strings!

The same company sent me to service a baby grand piano that had sticking
keys.  I thought the little piece of fur was a child's toy!  Turns out
some squirrel got its neck broken when one of the kids tromped on the 
pedals.  Poor thing was wedged between the underlever tray and the
sustenuto monkey.

Then there was a complaint about sticking keys on a new console piano. 
I pushed back the fallboard - and it came back at me!  So I pushed it
back again, and it stayed.  When I went to lift out the offending key to
ease the center bushing, a whole bunch of baby mice started falling out
onto my lap, then into my tool bag at my feet!  The lady of the house
screamed something to her son in some language I never heard of, but he
came running into the room with a Shop Vac!  And of course, momma mouse
had just been done in slammed against the soft pedal dowel.  How was I
to know!

THank goodness one of the other techs got the call that the pedals were
hissing.  Turns out the builder of the new houses in the neighborhood
was displacing the wildlife, and a copperhead snake had found its way
into this new upright.  I am told the police showed up and the officer
drew his gun, but the piano tech stopped him - something about the
plate!  Finally the animal control folks showed up with one of those
forked sticks and solved the problem!

But dogs?

Carol Beigel
Greenbelt, Maryland



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