Fw: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK, IF?

[John Ross]

Hi,
I have been asked to post this, again, in case some were not subscribed to
the humour list.
Remember if you don't want to read it, hit delete. Although it could be
considered technical, if any of you use the info, not having thought to
previously.   :-)
Regards,
John M. Ross
Windsor, Nova Scotia, Canada
----- Original Message -----
From: "John Ross" <piano.tech@ns.sympatico.ca>
To: <humor@ptg.org>
Sent: Wednesday, July 12, 2000 11:13 PM
Subject: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK, IF?


> The following is a list given to me by Roger Aycock, of Marietta, GA. They
> are all his original, but passed on with permission.
>
> Your toolbox has an STP sticker on it.
>
> You carve your initials in every piano you tune.
>
> You use old tuning pins for fishing weights.
>
> Your tuning hammer, is also used as your billy club.
>
> You save all the rats nests you've found.
>
> You use piano wire for dental floss.
>
> You keep brass knuckles in your tool box.
>
> You go to your tunings in a cab.
>
> You ask you customer to hold your beer. (That one is my personal
favourite)
>
> You have swapped a tuning for Wrestling tickets.
>
> You have swapped a tuning for Willy Nelson tickets.
>
> You use a Grand prop stick to keep your hood up.
>
> Your favourite classical pianist is Floyd Cramer.
>
> Your living room is panelled in old sound boards.
>
> Your 'OLD' tackle box, is your 'NEW' tool box.
>
> You have gone into a customers home wearing flip-flops.
>
> You keep a tube of hair cream in your tool box.
>
> You have ever struck your tuning fork on the customers dog.
>
> Roger thought these up for me after the Providence Convention, when I
> mentioned I liked Jeff Foxworthy's Red neck jokes.
>
> I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
>
> Regards,
> John M. Ross
> Windsor, Nova Scotia, Canada.
>
> P.S. He wanted to edit them, in case some feelings were hurt. Naturally, I
> wouldn't let him.
>