customer not always right

Billbrpt@AOL.COM Billbrpt@AOL.COM
Sun, 16 Sep 2001 13:21:44 EDT


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In a message dated 9/16/01 11:15:25 AM Central Daylight Time, 
dnereson@dimensional.com (Dave Nereson) writes:


> >She had been bugged all day that "her piano wasn't holding its tune" and
> all it was was an inexperienced player playing the wrong notes of an F
> chord. <
> 
> Yes, I had a beginning piano student customer who, after I was done tuning,
> remarked that the piano sounded beautiful.  Later that day, she called to
> leave a message that it had "gone out of tune already and nothing sounds
> right".  I drove 15 miles back to her house, only to end up showing her that
> middle C is immediately to the left of two, not three black keys.  She moved
> her hand down two whole steps and all was well.   Shoulda charged mileage,
> but just chalked it up as a good-will gesture to keep her as a customer.
> 
I had the very same thing happen to me once.  Quite often, actually, it is 
the rank beginner who suspects something is wrong with the piano when they 
hear normal mechanical noise or uneven tone due to scaling compromises.  
Sometimes, a piano, very much out of tune seems strange when it is played 
after a major pitch raise and fine tuning.

Trying to explain that a piano is made a certain way purposefully may only 
bring objections such as "Why would a manufacturer make a piano sound like 
*that*!?"  Regrettably, it seems that it is some of the new immigrants that 
are the most doubting and suspicious.  There was once a man with a thick 
Polish accent who just could not accept my explanation of why his brand new 
Baldwin Console's note G2 had such a bright and brassy sound to it.  My 
attempt at voicing it only made him more suspicious.  He finally ordered me 
to "get out!" of his house.  He added, "You can't tell me that Baldwin would 
deliberately make a piano have this kind of sound!"

I recall a hard working, large and loving Vietnamese family whose children 
had learned to play advanced repertoire on a severely off pitch and radically 
out of tune Acrosonic.  A customer of mine who had befriended the family paid 
to have me do a half day job of not only pitch raise but hammer filing, 
complete cleaning, action tightening and regulation.  When the oldest girl 
sat down to play, she immediately expressed the kind of horror and disbelief 
that we all did last Tuesday at the shocking difference I had made in the 
piano.  They sold that piano a few months later and moved to California.

This even happened with my own younger brother.  He, in spite of higher 
levels of education than I or any of the rest of my siblings, has never done 
well financially.  An old grand was given to him.  I knew it was in disrepair 
and dreaded the experience of having to go to his house on one of my trips to 
California to "tune" it.  I finally did so after he had kept it and played it 
as it was for a few years.  After about 3 hours of tuning and repair, I 
announced that I was finished.  He sat down to play and after a few chords, 
looked up at me in disappointment and said, "It doesn't sound the *same*!".

One analogy I often use (but which does not always apply) is that of getting 
one's eyeglass prescription changed.  It has happened to me often.  I had 
come to realize that I had not been seeing well and could see the improvement 
being made by the Optometrist changing the lenses and thus making the letters 
on the eye chart clearer.  But the first time I would put on the new glasses, 
everything seemed just a bit too starkly clear.  I had grown accustomed to 
the "soft focus" everything had to it.  But just as the Optometrist 
explained, I would and did quickly adapt to the new perception.  This, I 
suggest is a good way of explaining things to a customer who is shocked by 
the way a piano sounds at first when it has had a radical pitch raise.

One very difficult situation arises when the customer says the Piano Teacher 
claims it is not right.  You may as well kiss that one good-bye.  The 
experience I had with the customer playing the wrong keys was tough.  It was 
in the student housing neighborhood.  It was a family of Japanese who had 
strict customs.  I had to remove my shoes before entering their living space. 
 The young woman did not speak, only brought her hands together, bowed and 
then played F-G-A-B, then rose again, put her hands together and bowed 
politely.

I did not get what she was trying to convey at first until her husband 
finally spoke in a stern but heavily accented voice, "My wife say you tune 
piano wrong!".  I ultimately guessed that she was confused as to where Middle 
C is, showed her what C-D-E-F sounds like, then showed her that an analogous 
sound could be made by playing F-G-A-Bb.  There were sounds of "Oh" and 
muttering in Japanese by all who were present (at the Inquisition).

I was told, "Thank You" by the man of the house and shown the door as the 
wife handed me my shoes.  I didn't dare try to charge for the service call 
and never heard from them again.

Bill Bremmer RPT
Madison, Wisconsin

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