Soundboard Cleaning

[Ron Nossaman]

>-The dust in a piano is of varying levels of
>biological activity. It is, however ( unless mouse
>feces ) NOTHING compared to the shit that flies out of
>the back of a vacuum cleaner every time it is switched
>on!

And subsequently lands everywhere but in the piano. Right.


>It is ILLEGAL for a vacuum cleaner to be run in a
>restaurant during customer hours, in all 5o states,
>for this very reason!

My law library seems to be temporarily misplaced at the moment. Maybe I'll 
get back to you on that one.


>P.S. If you want to blast this stinking crap into your
>customer's actions, you have no sense of
>professionalism!

That's quite likely, among the many senses I lack. Nevertheless, that's a 
good part of what is already in there from all those previous vacuumings my 
customers have done when they themselves were home, working, and presumably 
breathing. I expect they're all probably dead now. That might explain the 
glazed looks when I try to explain humidity control to them.

Ron N