etd's and ears (just trying to lighten up the conversation)

[Fenton Murray]

OK, 
I'm in, I can tell jokes on any subject for hours, most of them need cleaning up though so that will limit me on line.
This guy walks into a bar.
"Hey bartender, wanna hear a piano tech joke?'
Bartender says " Ya see that guy over there playing pool? The guy with the tattoos and a big old knife on his hip, just layed that other dude out with a pool que?
He's a piano tech" 
"Oh, I see."
"How about my bouncer, over by the door, 22" biceps, diamond earring, see him there?"
"Uh, yes sir, I do."
"He's a piano tech."
Just then the bartender pulls out a Charles Fulk ( Chuck loves 18 year old single malts ) titanium tuning hammer and slams it down on the mahogany bar EXACTLY 15.2 mm from the guys knuckle.
"WOW man that's close, can you move it out to 17 or so."
"AND I'M A PIANO TECHNICIAN, do you still want to tell a piano tech joke in here"
"No way man, I'd have to tell it three times."
Fenton

  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Erwinspiano at aol.com 
  To: pianotech at ptg.org 
  Sent: Sunday, February 18, 2007 6:43 PM
  Subject: Re: etd's and ears (just trying to lighten up the conversation)


    I Love good humor when we get sooo serious. Funny stuff
    Loved it, Ric
    Dale
    Grin... then I am sure this imaginary fellow will be happy to let the 
    new computer automated drivers take over the wheel for him.

    Imaginanonmouse



        An Imagined Conversation.

        - Hello?
        - Hello, I am looking for someone to tune my piano.
        - Yes, I would be happy to make an appointment.
        - First, I would like to ask a few questions about your work.
        - Certainly.
        - Do you use an automobile or do you walk to your customers' home ?
        - Well, both, I do use an automobile, and park it in the driveway, then
        walk from there to your door and into your living room.
        - Well, I am very skeptical of service people who use mechanical
        devices.
        - I suppose I could walk the entire distance from my home to yours, but
        it would take me longer and I would end up at the same place.
        - The last tuner drove his automobile into my flower garden, so that is
        why I am skeptical.
        - Possibly he did not know how to operate it properly. Again, I can
        assure you that I operate my automobile competently.
        - Well, thanks anyway, but I would be more comfortable with someone who
        doesn't depend on devices.

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